CAN WE PLEASE STOP THIS?! 

• guy: i had sex ten times in one night!
• guy: you legend *high-five*
• girl: i had sex once
• girl: oh my god would you calm down with your sexual acts you massive slut, why don't you just become a prostitute seeing as you already act like one, oh look there's a leaf do you want to sleep with that too you sexual predator of the night

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